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Vomit Was Released In 1956 And Went To #1 On The U.S. Country Charts. It Got Pretty Good Reviews.

December 6, 2009

Vomit.

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Just say it.  Vomit.

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There’s nothing wrong with saying it.

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People vomit.

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I bet there are at least a dozen people vomiting right now, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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I mean, it’s unfortunate that they are vomiting, but there is now therefore no condemnation for those who vomit.

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“Get sick” and “be ill” are spineless cowards who weep on their mothers’ aprons.  I have no use for them, and neither should you.

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No one has ever been as honest with me as Vomit.  When it said, “You should really break up with that asshole,” I vomited in your car and didn’t apologize. When it said, “You’ve put on some weight over the past year; do you really think you need that chicken alfredo?”  I vomited in the toilet and sprayed lavender-scented disinfectant.  When it said,“I think your struggles with weight and being single have led to some self-esteem problems that have caused you to become bulimic,” I said, “What the fuck man, you told me to do all that shit.” Vomit replied, “Hey, nobody’s perfect.  And now your ass looks fantastic.”

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Besides, my mother told me never to marry a man ashamed of his own vomit.  Therefore, we are over.

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Eyelid Nazis

November 4, 2009

in bed last night
i heard a seedy horn
outside honk three times.
in the dreamy in-between
i saw a black Opel Blitz
filled with pale men
hunting my scent.
my palms together
shook like Streicher
after the gaol trap
rope snapped
his throat not
quite in half,
laced fingers
grasping at
a futile minute
of straws to
sweet-talk God
out of his will.