holy shit you guys



I have not posted since last month GROSS

but it is okay because I have just been hanging out with my friends who are golden retrievers wearing bellhop suits that operate a roller coaster built on tracks of rainbows for a living. They are all for Obamacare.


I am working on a poem about something that happened in July and one about a man I don’t know and one about someone I graduated high school with.

Once I saw a man wearing a button on a fishing hat that said “Darwin is Dead, Jesus is Alive” and I lassoed him around the neck with my tongue and shook him til he died. Afterward I had lunch at Long John Silver’s with his wife.


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